A Dime Piece and a Doughnut

            So there was this guy that was pretty good looking and wanted to wife a girl up, but she had to be a perfect 10. And not a fake one, but a real dime piece. He went to every bar, every night for months trying to find a worthy counterpart to his devastatingly good looks, he even went to different cities in search of this allusive woman he had his mind dead set on. He met a lot of women but none of them had the total package, something was always off, he absolutely could not find a girl to fit into the mold he had created for his ideal wife. A lot of girls were fake and had caked on facades that were easy to see through. Finally he got so fed up wading through the unworthy girls, he accepted the defeat and conceded that he may have had too high of standards and that no woman could ever meet them.

            He returned to his parents’ house very disheartened, and to top it off mother nature had decided to send a huge storm over so he was sequestered to stay inside and stew about his frustration at the lack of decent women in the world. An unexpected doorbell ring gave the guy a perfect excuse to escape the torture of the romantic comedy movie his parents had decided to watch.

            To his shock, it wasn’t some annoying salesperson but a much disheveled looking woman. She looked awful, her mascara was halfway down her face and she smelt like a wet dog. Why she was out in the storm he couldn’t figure out and she looked horrendous, but taking pity on her he invited her inside. She claimed to be a super model but with the way she was looking this present night there was no chance that she could be telling the truth.

            His mom was equally suspicious of her being a real super model, so she set up a test that would prove if she was telling the truth. His keen mother put a doughnut on the nightstand in the girl’s room, knowing that a real model would never eat refined sugar, and empty calories for fear of ruining her figure.

            In the morning the mother peered into the room and sure enough there the doughnut sat, untouched, just where she had placed it the night before.

            No one but a real super model would have left such a delicious and tempting treat untouched. So the guy then knew that this was the woman he had been seeking, for in the morning she proved that she both looked and acted like a real super model.